Weight Loss Guaranteed - Bathroom Scales

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Weight Loss Guaranteed - Bathroom Scales

It's a brilliant idea, lose weight before Christmas and then you can enjoy calories by the stone over the festive season without worry. The answer: I’ve just bought the franchise to a new bathroom scales phenomenon. I’ve been trialling one and it is truly wonderful. I’ve placed an order. They are currently in a container on a slow boat from China. They will make me a millionaire, no doubt about it.

To be technical: these scales are auto-personalised, smart, advanced digital; with step-on technology.

My Review

These perceptive scales will be your friend. They will personalise you in no time. They have extra intelligence that no other scales possess. During the initial setup you will be asked certain questions such as: Do you think you are a fatty? Do you think you are a skinny? It will then know what you really really want to achieve. Thus, it will be programmed just for you.

Want to lose those extra pounds, but are hitting a brick wall – like me? Firstly, tap you toe on the platform and the product will launch. Then, and If, you step both feet on the designated areas, and the digital display calculates that you are a few pounds too heavy; don’t worry, your scales will realise that you might not be happy about it. It will display a warning that will state that it ‘encountered a problem’ and to ‘please try again’. So tap your toe once more. This time it will recalculate to show that you have lost a little weight. Your scales will then ask if you are satisfied? Still not happy? Press the ‘Please try again’ option, tap your toe again and you will have miraculously lost even more weight. It’s called ‘The best of three’ which I’ve registered as a Keeping up with Jones Copyright. It takes the guilt out of attaining your target weight. And as an added bonus, I’ve even found a way of fooling the machine by leaning slightly on a handy wall or radiator. But that would be cheating.

Conversely, those who are attempting to gain weight, and no matter how many meat pies and commercial products they've ingested, how many heavy weights they’ve pumped, how many full-length feature films they’ve couch-watched on Netflix, they don’t. The above mentioned actions will be enacted, but in reverse. If all else fails, a strategically placed sack of spuds will cure all ills. But that also would be cheating.

I highly recommend my MakemyWeight Bathroom Scales: auto-personalised, smart, advanced digital; with step-on technology.

Order one now: Special introductory offer: Five pounds off!