Dogs' Blog for Christmas

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Dogs' Blog for Christmas 

Here’s a festive tip: even pets enjoy Christmas and look forward to their presents. But when you go to your family party, don’t leave any package unattended that could be mistaken for a present by your dog, for your dog, because your dog may well celebrate with his own party in your absence. So, do not leave a large plastic rubbish bag full of kitchen waste unopened in your kitchen overnight if you keep a festive dog in your kitchen overnight. To you it’s trash. To him it’s lucky dip. On you return you will find an emptied plastic rubbish bag devoid of all its kitchen waste and an extremely full, festive dog. The kitchen floor will be littered by empty cans with jagged lids, gleaming in the light; empty plastic spread and yoghurt cartons licked spotless; see-through plastic wrappers sucked into soggy balls; cardboard packaging shredded into neat two-inch squares and tea bags scattered liberally over the floor. And curled up making a horrible smell in the corner? Your very contented, and extremely full, festive dog.